I might be 100’s of miles away, but I still get phone calls at 1am to fix everything back home..

Dad: Butterscotch creme brûlée ?
Me: Sounds amazing!
Mom: Sounds gross!
Dad: Are you kidding me? It sounds fucking delicious!

God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy. Amen.

Wow you really just said I’d rather watch kids puke than die… And you wonder why I do not like you have respect, not only for yourself but others around you.

You want a tampon with that moody status, bitch!

I’m really tired of looking at these girls post’s. When I read it I feel like they are talking hella shit about themselves, and how sleezy they are. FAIL

I need someone to pull me through my bad times, enjoy the good times, and always remind me to smile even when I’m at my worst times..

Charlie horse, hoe lee fuck! :(

Sometimes I wonder what I’m doing wrong? Everyone says how special I am and how I’m what every man dreams of in a woman. But here I am on Valentines Day in bed watching a movie all by myself. I’m not asking for a candle light dinner or roses, just someone to say I love you would be good enough for me..